Facebook... Til' Death Do Us Part.

In the long lineage of Profile sites facebook was bound to separate itself from the pack. A University-only network closed off from those not elite enough for higher education. Eventually they decided to become just like the pack, allowing in photo albums, then High Schoolers and the disaster known as 'The Feed', but I'll get into that later.

But one great thing about Facebook is that it keeps it's members honest. The reason I say the 'Bookers are at another level is simple: Relationship Status. Sure on MySpace you can SAY you're in a relationship, but without an immediate connection, it doesn't mean shit. This is where Facebook stepped-up. The ability to mention (and link to) your significant other was the equivalent of an apposable thumb for Humans. No lying about bein single when everyone can see your girlfriend/boyfriend. But like any great innovation, some will find humor and fun in it, and others of course will abuse it. But I'll focus on the fun stuff.

If you're reading this now, and you have Facebook, you fall into a neat convenient category. Read, and laugh, because you know you love it.

Female: "It's Complicated With"... One of your closest gal-pals. You hold each others hair in the bathroom after a long night at Theo's (or insert local bar name here) You workout together, share clothes and even talk of getting an apartment together. Best friends forever, and you love each other 'Sooo much'! The other branch of the 'Complicated' girl is one whom is comp. with an old high school friend who goes to a far away school. Being somewhat in a 'relationship' helps you stay close. All together now; awww.

Female- "Married to"... You're one whom dreams of the future, and lives hard and fast in the moment. Theres a 90% chance that your "husband" goes to school in another state and a 40% chance that its another time zone altogether. You both know it doesn't work right now, but at least one of you is keeping the faith. This 'marriage' will dissolve at least twice over the course of the school year.

Male- "Dating"... A stand-up guy whom is honest and mature about his relationship status. Probably focused on school and work, and a hobby along with the girlfriend. OR!- He is a major playboy whom calls his best looking female the girlfriend. Very crass and loves drama, and watching two females fight for his attention while he bangs a third on the side.

Female- "Dating"... They're really dating. At least SHE thinks so. As far as for him, refer to the previous category and take your pick.

I think that covered the major bases, if there's anything I missed, I'll let you guys know and fill you in later.

There You Aaaaare!

So yeah, since my main site ( and subsequent photo gallery ) is no longer, I decided to take the next step and get going into this blog thing. I don't like the MySpace blog, and I have far too many thoughts and ideas stewing in my brain. I can't keep going like this, I need to let it out. So here it is. I'll keep you all posted.