people are so lame...

It seems as if everytime I browse my buddylist on aim, 80% of my friends are offline. Now if you're like me you probably take this opportunity to read away messages. I don't know what's so fascinating about them anymore since I'm convinced that I am the only person alive whom actually SAYS what they're doing in their away message. It seems as if everyone is a poet nowadays, with their emoriffic drivel. Either that or they think all the people whom they associate with want to read lame song lyrics by the latest no-talent production band. Memo to aim users: give it a rest already, and restore the away message to what it was meant for.

The Gay Flight Attendant

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and said,“Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super”.On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle."

Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo,so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground." She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one!"to which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,"Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you."

Tray-up, Bitch.

god dammit

If the damn yankees were going to lose in the first round then why bother winning the East?? I'm real sick and tired of watching talented Yankees squads roll their helmets on the field and expect to win. The shit's absolutely GOT to stop!

The tigers are a good team and all, but under 0 circumstances should the Yankees have been rolled up by them like that, ZERO.

This offseason needs to be devoted to one thing and one thing only: PITCHING. And with Torre almost getting fired I would imagine that the motivation problem will be solved as well.

At least the Yanks made the playoffs, which is more than Sox fans can say for that sorry bunch...

Sidekick 2

I recently purchased a like-new (but used) Sidekick 2 from a young lady off of Craigslist. After over a year of wanting this piece of equipment I finally have one, and I must say it fucking ROCKS. Since online time is at a premium at my home its nice being able to go on MySpace, Facebook and mobile ESPN from my hiptop.

That and the fact it has AIM/Yahoo instant messenger keeps me connected to all my friends; which is a good and bad thing really. Plus the camera isn't too shabby either. I don't think I'll ever have any other phone for my T-Mobile to go than a sidekick. I love it more than anything else, besides my car which I bought the other day. But I'll fill you in on that more after the weekend.